Valentine's Day Limericks

You know me, I like my limericks. Here are a few original ones, sometimes cheeky, for you to write in that Valentine's Day card to accompany your gift.

#1
There is something I would like to say
To you, on this Valentine's Day
You make life sooo fun
My sweet honey bun
After dinner, a roll in the hay? =P

#2
You said "yes" to a dine with fine wine!
I'm ecstatic, a woman divine
Would join me for a feed
You are all that I need
So, would you be my love, Valentine?

#3
A teddy so cuddly and cute
A lovely champagne filled glass flute
Serenading guitars
Here, under the stars
The only thing left is to root <3

#4
You're the sexiest ever female
U take my breath, I forget to exhale
My sweet fiancee
Please accept this bouquet
And a further surprise in the mail xo

You could probably use all of these limericks as Valentine's Day texts / SMS as well.

#5
You make my heart go pitter patter
When I see you, nobody else matters
From that first silhouette
On the day we first met
I fell hard. Sweaty palms, nervous chatter!

#6
I'm spilling my heart through my pen
I can't bear not to see you again
So very remorseful
I will not be forceful
Can we maybe start over as friends?

#7
You're my man and I love you so much
Love your smell, love your soft gentle touch
You make me want you more
When you're mopping the floor,
Cooking dinner, doing dishes and such!

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